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where pink is not evil
28th-Nov-2007 09:47 am
The mistletoe seems to be avoiding me. I have been searching for it ever since it was first spotted, and nothing. It figures, though - now that I've got my shiny and delicious peppermint-chocolate lip gloss, there's nobody I can test it on.

Anyway, moving on to another subject: for those of you who might be interested, Luke and I have managed to corner Letty and ask her about her recent detention. It took a lot of effort (and some threats to tell Mum) but she eventually revealed that she placed some very sharp pins on Umbridge's seat before class, and that she was responsible for writing "Educational Degree Number 8888888: Umbridge is a fat cow" on a wall. She's refusing to say what she had to do for detention, though.
I think that's official: my sweet-looking little sister is the devil's spawn.
28th-Nov-2007 02:12 pm (UTC)
I'm sure you could find willing kissing partners without mistletoe, Leanne. Who wouldn't want to try the lip gloss?
28th-Nov-2007 02:41 pm (UTC)
Apparently the whole student body.
28th-Nov-2007 02:43 pm (UTC)
I hope you're not including me in that number.
28th-Nov-2007 02:44 pm (UTC)
Is that an offer, Georgy-Porgy?
28th-Nov-2007 02:48 pm (UTC)
Most definitely, Poodle.
28th-Nov-2007 02:54 pm (UTC)
This might be a bit weird, you know. I mean, it's you!

Oh, what the hell.

Name the time and place, then.
28th-Nov-2007 03:06 pm (UTC)
Where are you now?
28th-Nov-2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
The common room. This is weird. Weird weird weird weird weird.
28th-Nov-2007 03:21 pm (UTC)
On my way.
28th-Nov-2007 02:58 pm (UTC)
I like peppermint and chocolate.
28th-Nov-2007 03:05 pm (UTC)
Did you say anything, Barney dear?
28th-Nov-2007 03:07 pm (UTC)
That sounds like nice lip-gloss.
28th-Nov-2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I like it a lot.
28th-Nov-2007 03:18 pm (UTC)
Could I test Girls get all the best stuff. I have nice shampoo, but aftershave all smells horrible.
28th-Nov-2007 03:23 pm (UTC)
Well, we are supposed to be cuter and perkier and smell better, after all. I can't imagine raspberry perfume working for you.
28th-Nov-2007 03:28 pm (UTC)
No, but that's no reason to make us smell foul. There are plenty of smells that are nice without being girly. Like grass.
28th-Nov-2007 03:38 pm (UTC)
I think grass can be pretty feminine, actually. Not girly, but feminine.
28th-Nov-2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
I think of it as more neutral, unisex. It smells fresh and earthy.
28th-Nov-2007 04:20 pm (UTC)
Well, whenever I think of anything that comes directly from Earth my mind connects it with femininity - you know, Mother Earth and all... I see what you mean, though.
28th-Nov-2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
But you don't need to kiss people to test out your lip gloss. You can just hand the pot over and say, "How does this taste?"
28th-Nov-2007 02:46 pm (UTC)
That's hardly the same thing.
29th-Nov-2007 08:27 am (UTC)
I'll take your word for it, thanks.
28th-Nov-2007 03:06 pm (UTC)
And this, my friend, is why you do not get kissed more often, for all your fame and glory.
29th-Nov-2007 08:26 am (UTC)
That's the irony of rock stars pulling. Blokes who are good with birds typically aren't in bands because they spent all their time in their youth being good with birds. It's us skinny, unpopular ones who lock ourselves away learning musical instruments because we had nothing better to do, then we get famous, then we get birds. It's like against nature or something.
29th-Nov-2007 11:39 am (UTC)
But you are famous right now, and not dating anyone. But I can guess who likes you and happens to be more bearable than Slytherin Bints One and Two!
30th-Nov-2007 07:01 pm (UTC)
So all the hard work pays off in the end?
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